I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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