Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days

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(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(613): View more from Ontario

who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked

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(216): View more from Ohio

facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups

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I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.

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