Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
50% drunk capacity currently
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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