Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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