I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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