I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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