If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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