He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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