me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
