Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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