So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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