Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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