We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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