Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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