You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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