is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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