were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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