you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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