You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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