My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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