; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i think im in europe. pls send help
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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