it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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