he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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