***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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