Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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