just come out here and I will go home with you...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
