I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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