david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
