Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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