Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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