He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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