I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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