I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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