well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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