Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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