i think my mom watched the whole time
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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