Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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