Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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