He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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