how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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