any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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