I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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