I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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