There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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