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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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