I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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