brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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