Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
