Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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