You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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