it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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