Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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