Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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