if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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