they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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