It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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