shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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